The world’s greatest unsigned band the RockDogs no longer want legendry manager Glenn Wheatley to manage their band.
In fact Zeke the RockDogs soon-to-be legendry singer and band spokesman had been leaving messages and writing emails, sending demos and offering to do Wheatley’s laundry in the hope of getting Glenn's attention. But now that Glenn has been sent to jail for tax fraud the RockDogs are concerned that this will hurt their image and have now gone into damage control .
“We now deny any association with Glenn Wheatley,” explained Zeke, “he has been sacked as our potential manager.” The RockDogs have also lodged an official restraining order to protect the band’s fragile image should he try to call.
"We really feel for Glenn at this time of need. And we obviously want to be there for him. Personally I blame the media for making a huge story about our restraining order. We just felt that it was important to send a message of Don’t Call." Zeke said in an official RockDogs press release.
"Personally I felt that listening to John Farnham night after night should be sufficient punishment for the man".